The Groggers – There’s no “I” in Cherem

General, News, Reviews — By on October 5, 2011 9:28 am

Music Review, by Eli Shapiro

The Groggers – There’s no “I” in Cherem

Truth be told I did not anticipate liking the Jewish punk rock band The Groggers or their debut album, there’s no “I” in cherem. Experience has taught me that when Jewish bands try to emulate a specific genre of secular music it often goes awry. With a few exceptions like The Diaspora Yeshiva Band and Aryeh Kunstler, most Jewish Rock falls well short of its target and tends to be the equivalent of trying to market catsup as ketchup. Sure it has some of the basic ingredients, but clearly lacks the texture and full-bodied taste of good old Heinz 57. 
It was with this expectation that while getting ready for a two and a half hour drive from Monticello to The Five Towns, that I tore open the shrink wrap and inserted The Groggers into my car CD player.

The album is filled with shrill guitars, unrelenting bass and pounding drums, packaged in melodic tunes that like it or not will be stuck in your head for days. The musicianship is flawless and the production value is impeccable. The Groggers album rivals any musical production on the market today and they succeed in being more genuine punk and rock than punk and rock itself. The lyrics are witty, funny and even poignant at times. However, don’t let song titles like “Yetzer Horah” and “Don’t play ball on Shabbos” fool you. This is not an Uncle Moishe public service announcement, but rather a subjective yet candid statement of contemporary orthodox life that is guaranteed to offend many.

Musically, the album is so well done that its unfortunate that its genre will prevent it from being fully appreciated by a wider audience. While The Groggers will not appeal to the mainstream Jewish music audience it will likely find a dedicated fan base in more secular Jews between ages of 15 and 29. Fortunately, as the band points out in their song “Upper West Side Story”, many of their target audience “always stay 29”.

The Groggers are a cast of characters led by L.E. Staiman and supported by guitar virtuoso Ari Friedman and successfully turn regular old ketchup into Heinz 57 bold and zesty steak sauce. If your looking for something with a little bit of bite to it, The Groggers debut album is a must hear and can be purchased here

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  1. Rikki says:

    Such an incredible band!!! :)

  2. Eli, I am so glad you have gone against the grain. Are you still stuffing you suitcoat in you suitcase?
    Miss you guys and love you music. Come back to San Diego

  3. Lana LA says:

    I heard about these guys back in March and was really impressed by their “rocking out”, they’re pretty awesome! the energy they play to on their music videos, the way it does NOT look anything like the other “rock-sters” out there in the jewish world ( even though, I do love aryeh kunstler’s music – just bought one of his cds today) these guys have hit the nail of rock-punk right on the head.
    The only thing that troubles me about this album is not so much that it “will not appeal to the mainstream Jewish music audience” because I can vouch for other un-mainstream albums, but its their choice of WHAT they’re singing about which makes me think twice before playing them. Again, their music rocks and I sing it after its over, and love the energy- but do I really want to be rocking out to “give, give, give her a get” or “find a pretty girl and never make her my bride”? Within the context of the song I understand where the lines come from and although amusing at times, overall the songs are about touchy issues in the Jewish community. If I would share this album with friends, or acquaintances who are less involved in the community I feel I would have to defend their music, and subjects sung about.
    I don’t understand where these guys (The Groogers) are coming from, what is their point in singing about all these unconventional, sometimes controversial, and total UN-highlights of our Jewish community? Can someone enlighten me?

    ..and..I’m usually good at deciphering titles, but I dont get ” There’s no “I” in Cherem” and…
    Whats with their “Eishes Chayil” music video – again something I can’t decipher!

  4. fried says:

    LE Staiman is very talented i knew he would represent his home town emerald hills as always keep rocking your gong to the top and please debut the song with get it together

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